Bender Kill All Humans Merch

Metallica Parody

Parody bender.

Get ready to serve our new robot overlords. Ingratiate yourself with your new automaton boss. Make a splash at your next pro-machine learning seminar. Robots are the future.

Touring Chapek-9.

Dolphin has a point

A retro robot on a mission, best be hiding!

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Am I the only one who has "Robot Parade" (They Might Be Giants) playing in my head when I look at this?

First Law of Robotics for Isaac Asimov, science fiction and robot fans. Original artwork.

Take it easy space things. There is a whole planet of humans to destroy, there's no need to fight over us. however, don't think we won't give you a fight like you've never seen before. We know a lot of tricks and whatnot because we watch a lot of Sci-fi...and Kung Fu...so bring it!

hypothetical simulations of what if...

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You can't eat Popplers, but you can get a souvenir Omicron Persei 8 t-shirt. Some say if you know the right people you can still get Popplers, but you didn't hear that from us.

and that makes me sad

you could even pawn your chess set