Captain Funny Merch

I hope you like it! :)

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a weightlifter!"

The power is mine!

I was inspired to create this design from my love of horror and comedy movies.

Weekend At Tony's

Captain Underpants Retro Japanese

Motorboat Design that reads: "There Are Two Seasons Boating Season And Waiting For Boating Season". That's just right for a Boat Captain planning a Boating Trip.

He is already in your house

Childless Millenials ruining vacations since 1980 with Peter Pan

Pontoon captain tShirt with a pontoon boat illustration they says: Pontoon captain - like a regular captain, only more drunker.. Perfect for any pontoon boat owner, pontoon captain or the pontoon party crew.

Take the Pikmin along with you during your day. Sometimes they can be a little shy, though…

Ad Mascot Cereal Killer Parody

only two to beam up, I'm afraid.

Inspired mashup of the infamous Captain Spaulding.

Funny Motorboat Owner Design that reads: "I'm The Captain To Save Time Let's Assume That I'm Always Right". That's just right for a Boat Captain planning a Boating Trip.

Space alien captain chappy.

Pirate jump

It's Captai Obvious here to save the day-- obviously.

The power is mine.. b******!

A mashup featuring the villains (henchmen) from the old cartoon, Captain N: The Game Master, and Beavis & Butthead.

Official clothes and goods from Aza.

Captain Swork, pirate of the high seas drawn in the vintage Hanna-Barbera style of illustration. This is a vintage illustration in the retro style of the 50s and 60s Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

This guy is the captain

Digital illustration of the late great Sid Haig as the volatile hillbilly clown Captain Spaulding from the Rob Zombie movies House Of A 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects and Three From Hell. Done on Procreate on an iPad with an Apple pen.

captain qwark

It is now time for us to plant some daffodils of opinion on the roundabout of chat at the end of Conversation Street.

Some people just need to rule the world.

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It was a long flight to Seattle, with a stopover in Cleveland.

Captain Underpants is an illustrated children's novel series by American author and illustrator Dav Pilkey. The series revolves around two fourth graders, George Beard and Harold Hutchins, living in Piqua, Ohio, and Captain Underpants, an aptly named superhero from one of the boys' homemade comic books, who accidentally becomes real when George and Harold hypnotize their cruel, bossy, and ill-tempered principal, Mr. Krupp. From the third book onwards, Mr. Krupp also possesses superhuman strength, durability and flight as a result of drinking alien "Extra-Strength Super Power Juice".

I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Docking The Boat

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I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Docking The Boat

Don't look now, but you're halfway to being a cool Japanese Rum-loving pirate with this cool shirt!