Chief Wiggum Merch

Willie has opened up his own Chocolate factory using nothing but the best Grade F ingredients.

Shut your word hole. We got to get this place clean for the air show.

Chief Clancy Puggum

Bake him away, toys... what'd you say chief? Just do what the kid said

Stuck in a hotdog machine? you got problems of your own right now.

Proclaim your love for The Simpsons while letting all the other participants at your next chili cook-off know exactly who they're dealing with and telling them all to have fun vying for 2nd place.

Got stuck in a hotdog machine and someone radio'd for backup

"I'm Halloween" - Ralph Yes of course you are...

Springfield cops favorite banana brand, gorilla's choice!

Check out my hat, Time for Chili.

Have you tried Wiggums "Cook-Off" Chili? They have the Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango, also known as the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

I got my tie stuck in a hotdog machine