Cockney Merch

Simple white letters on black background: "'Ello gov'nor." Obnoxious fake Cockney accent included free.

Cockney Rhyming Slang ie. Cream Crackererd (Knackered), Jack Jones (On your own), Dickory Dock (Clock), Scotch Eggs (Legs), Treacle Tart (Sweetheart), Rosie Lee (Tea) and Jimmy Riddle (Piddle), etc.

Cockney Victorian Urchin

Ascot Races means Braces which to our friends over the pond means a Retainer for your teeth or the things that hold your trousers up, which are called suspenders in the US - very confusing. All cockneys will understand. Great gift for a Londoner or someone from London.

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A jolly giraffe is featured in this original 'ink and wash' sketch by brodyquixote, surrounded by a well known 'Cockney rhyming slang' phrase. "You havin' a giraffe?" is usually exclaimed when you can't believe what the other person is telling you. Cos giraffe is cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'! An ideal design to raise a smile in any British ex-pat, or anyone with ties to the UK. We all know someone who uses that expression...day in, day out! ;-)

What's his Name? Although it was not their first vinyl output, "Harry May" was the band's The Business' first single. Backed by "The Employers Blacklist," the group composition was produced by Ronnie Rouman and released on the Secret label. In a 1981 interview with New Mania, which included guitarist Steve Kent, Harry May was identified as a "well-known south London celebrity and 'Robin Hood,' in no way a villain, contrary to rumours spread by the Metropolitan Police."

Cockney Rejects illustration

Pearly King Suit for F. Bliss, the Pearly King of Islington in the Museum of London

Eye Voodoo Cockney Nutjob

Simple white letters on black background: "'Ello gov'nor." Obnoxious fake Cockney accent included free.

This cockney rhyming slang design means Here Comes The Sun but in London or Londoner language it is Currant Bun. For cockneys, Londoners or lovers of all things British, a cockney geezer or a cockney sparrow.

Cockney Geezer mk4

Cockney rhyming slang a Londoner will understand or a cockney born and bred. Perfect gift for someone who loves London, England or Telephones. Dog and Bone equals phone. Its and English thing.

The Human Menagerie

Eye Voodoo Cockney Geezer mk4

Only someone from London understands their love of the mighty whites!

The Hitcher

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A host of Cockney rhyming slang (London) words and sayings, displayed on the flag of the United Kingdom, the Union Jack. Some of these terms have spread across the globe. Adam and Eve – believe, bees and honey – money, tea leaf – thief, Barnaby Rudge – Judge, dog and bone – phone, Frog and Toad, – road, jam-jar – car, and more

Wash Yer Mouth Out with Soap, no cockneys say Bob Hope. Its a Cockney Rhyming Slang design perfect for a Londoner or someone who loves England or slang.

Pop art style illustration of the famous Red, White and Blue Mini Clubmans in the cult film Italian Job.

Retro cartoon remaster of Alex from A Clockwork Orange

Mighty Boosh Cockney Nutjob by Eye Voodoo

Mighty Boosh - Cockney Geezer

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Perfect Pandeminium in Prague!

Cockney Nutjob mk4

Bobby Moore / Retro Fan Design

Charlie Big Potatoes is a Cockney saying meaning someone who thinks they are great, a big man, a diamond geezer of London Town. The cockneys understand it, maybe a great gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or Britain.

Low-brow "Clockwork Orange" design inspired by the fictional procedure known as the "Ludivico Technique"

O what a night!

MOLOKO PLUS

The great #seppoposting meme war of 2021, encapsulated in a hurried cash-in from a post I made using this logo design. Shameless? Yes. That's it, I don't have to justify myself.

Cockney Rejects Vintage Circle