Crazy Tortoise Lady Merch

Crazy Tortoise Lady Funny

Perfect gift for anyone obsessed with turtles and tortoises. Crazy turtle lady and all sea turtle lovers will have no issue identifying with this disorder as they are proud to stick their necks out for the slow crawling amniote mammals.

Tortoises know how to relax!

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, save the tortoises! 100% of the proceeds from the purchase of this product goes directly to the Central MS Turtle Rescue. We are a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization founded in 2013, born from the passion and dedication of two people who recognized the need for a qualified turtle rescue facility in the Central Mississippi area. Our rescue provides rehabilitation for injured, sick, abused, neglected, or abandoned turtles and tortoises. Our goal is to release all wild native rehabilitated animals back to their natural environment. Rescuing and rehabbing turtles is never easy or inexpensive! We can always use a helping hand to meet the care and financial needs of our rescue organization. The pro...