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I am the best dad ever

This funny electrician gifts electrician problem solution sarcasm is a perfect gifts for electrician. This electrician design makes a cool fathers day gifts for electricians and technician who loves electrician humor and funny electrician jokes

This was my parody of the famous logo of TOP GUN!

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

Funny, Sorry If I Offend You With My Fowl Talk vintage design is perfect for the chicken lover with a potty mouth. Any pun lover, farmer, chicken enthusiast and agriculture teacher or student would love this funny design. Great Christmas or birthday gift for any man or woman who loves their backyard flock, poultry farmers, farm girl or boy. Perfect for the county fair, collecting eggs from the coop, visiting the local farm or farmers market.

Heavy metal design for kids and babies who's dad is a real punkrock metal head. Matching heavy metal outfits for dads and their kids.

support them. love them. feed them <3 lol

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

Gardening Gifts

Funny Sarcastic Men Says Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Funny Sayings

iCONS Graphic Designs are made to make you feel good on the inside. You will be the topic of conversation in every room you enter

take it from the guy who invented lightning

I live in a mountain area where bigfoot is popular.

Typographic and abstract Poodle painting. The letters consist of traits of Poodle breed and makes up body of the dog. Showcase your pet love with this unique portrait.

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Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any trucker, truck driver, trucks lover, trucks owner, truck driving man or truck driving woman. Funny trucker quote. Do you love semi-trailer trucks, 18-wheeler, tractor trailer or bigs rigs ?

This Is Not A Drill Shirt

Funny Dad Shirt, Fathers Day Tshirt for Dad to Be, Gift for New Dad, T Shirt for Men, Cool Dad T-Shirt, dad gift for him, fathers day gift.

"He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god." - Friedrich Nietzsche

We've all had days like this, right? This cute Corgi expresses the sentiment perfectly. And you're sure to get lots of laughs and compliments from other Corgi lovers!

Rottweiler by Mailson Cello

A super cute smiling pittie and all of the funny nicknames we give to our beloved wiggle butts. The perfect gift for Pittie Mamas and Papas, Pitbull Lovers and Rescues.

Typographic and abstract Dachshund painting. The letters consist of traits of Dachshund breed and makes up body of the dog. Showcase your pet love with this creative portrait.

My Cat Dad is Better Than Your Cat Dad. Meow.

Step Brothers Quote

So Many Weeds Gardening

Step Brothers Quote

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any proud firefighter, fireman, fire truck driver, volunteer fireman, firefighter wife, future firefighter or retired firefighter. Funny fireman quote. Great gift for the fire department party

DUCK

Snowman And Bandit Go Back And Forth On The Radio "Well, that's the reason, son."

Sarcastic Collection!

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

Sarcastic Collection!

I know I ski like an old man try to keep up

after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

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