Discordia Merch

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Spooky cat creature listening to eerie music.

Living monster of the night, you made me what I’m today...

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For the fairest one.

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May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris.

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Let everyone know YOU are the president of discord. Tom can't be though, cause Tom sucks.

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Hail Eris by adding dynamic to your outfit with her flaming symbol, Goddess of Chaos.

Fnord design.

The golden apple of discord, inscribed "Kallisti", was at the center of a dispute between the goddesses. Paris awarded it to Aphrodite, leading to the Trojan War. The apple's legend endures.

Eris, the goddess of strife and discord.

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Gold and Black metallic chaos star

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ERIS

A fun shirt in honor and dishonor of Discordian non-traditional tradition - to have a hotdog without a bun on Fridays in honor of our goddess Eris.

Support the great old one. Know that those who don't see the Fnord in his tentacles are too normal. You are special because you see the Fnord.

“THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.”

May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. This has a retro, vintage, distressed look. Fnord.