Dylan Todd Merch

Are you a brooding loner with a mysterious past? Do you struggle with energy-based mutant powers and poor interpersonal communication skills? Congratulations! You are probably a Summers Brother. Designed by Dylan Todd.

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT: Wrap Dylan Todd’s stylish homage to Cannonball-s classic catchphrase around your torso—or adhere it to your computer, friends, children, and pets!