Earth Sucks Merch

Earth Sucks

They call her Mother Earth, because she gave birth to them, and then they sucked her dry.

This is what the aliens are saying about us.

Earth Sucks I'm Leaving

Genesis Streetwear - Earth sucks

This Earth sucks, take me to mars features a fun original typographic artwork, perfect for all rocket lovers and space exploration fans! -- *“Earth Sucks! Lets go to mars”*

This Earth sucks, take me to mars features a fun original typographic artwork, perfect for all rocket lovers and space exploration fans! -- *“Earth Sucks! Lets go to mars”*

Abduct me baby

earth sucks

For those that think "There is No Planet B" statement sucks!

Your planet sucks says the cigarette smoking alien.

Funny Earth Sucks UFO t-shirt - great for ufo, cosmology, et, alien lovers and introverts

Unique designs for extraordinary people!

This planet sucks design with green monster.

Keep the Sea Plastic Free! Turtles are being hurt by the trash we are putting into the ocean. Help all marine life by not using plastic straws. Create awareness and help marine life here on earth with this shirt & not use single use plastic. Stop Sucking! Skip the Straw! protest plastic - turtle straw tee with hand lettered design and is a great gift for brother, mother, sister, father, or a friend that cares about global warming, marine conservation, zero waste living, eco friendly living, and earth day.

This Space x Landing Pad design features Space x Landing Pad patch drawing, perfect for all rocket lovers and space exploration fans! -- *“Earth Sucks! Lets go to mars”*

Please, someone, ANYONE, make the world suck less.

Has 2020 got you down? Express your stress and fears with this pretty little design.

Single Humor

This Space x Landing Pad design features Space x Landing Pad patch drawing, perfect for all rocket lovers and space exploration fans! -- *“Earth Sucks! Lets go to mars”*

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perfect for work play or church

to greedy chasing the world

Plastic is one of our worst enemies.

If My Life Was Narrated By Sir David Attenborough...

An upside-down flag symbolizes distress.