Funny New Merch

Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD CLEAN THE HOUSE SO I'M GOING TO CROCHET UNTIL THE FEELING PASSES

John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

toilet humour

If you love Reno 911, you know all about Lieutenant Dangle’s trip to Zapateria La Bailarina to get his genuine ostrich boots. So I made an oil painting of it. And Thomas Lennon himself saw it and commented “Huge air. Great painting” on my IG page. How could you NOT want this shirt? Choose with or without the full background.

Jay and Silent Bob inspired college jersey

A fun little Victorian Art illustration illustration of a frog strumming a banjo whilst lounging on a human skull

A scene from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar featuring E.T. The Extraterrestrial attacking Caesar on The Ides Of March

What do you feed a New Yorker?

That is not even a word!

Clemenza's Bakery

A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Camping design!

Why let the box get all the glory. You're just as hot!

Chubby cats celebrating Chinese New Year on a fat ox, playing fire cracker, holding red packet, and playing lion dance.

It's Bubbling Baby!

Joy Division (shirts shouldn’t be ironed) design. Hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print. Please note, this has a black background but also available with transparent background

NYC DUO

From my 'Yzma is Best Princess' watercolor series. This time she's Kiara from Lion King 2, but the joke is on her.

A day without Fishing

Mighty, mighty pleasin'. Pappy's corn squeezins'.

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

New Boot Goofin shirt.

you need find your own spot fishing

A drawing of a sign that says Be kind, with sweet red heart. A cute reminder to be kind to one another, and yourself.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away.................

Funny Cool Cute Dancing Dragon Retro 80's 90's Music Boombox Urban Chinese New Year 2024 Cartoon

Design Inspired by the great state of new mexico.

I'm not saying I'm awesome

No ragrets, not even for a single letter.

Hang it on your wall.

Let get ready to fish! gotta catch them.

Bartenders W/B

Featuring two New York City icons all in one: an (angry) pigeon and a quote that you can already get the accent right for.