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Above all, know where your towel is…

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After two of those babies, the dullest, most by-the-book Vogon will be up on the bar in stilettos, yodeling mountain shanties and swearing he's the king of the Gray Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine

Do you know where your towel is?

The second most intelligent species that left the planet.

The strongest drink in the universe

If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

Like wearing a gold brick wrapped round a lemon.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. You may wish to gargle this drink.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. "I'll take mine to go."

Thought it was time to update this quote for #2020. Great year, this!

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Happiness is overrated

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Threads for hoopy froods

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

A bit of background: Heublein bottled pre-mixed cocktails up until the late 1970s. They were used particularly in the airline industry, and tiny bottles of Heublein drinks are still collector's items.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art.