Hail Seitan Merch

Worship the dark protein!

digital // 2019

Hail Seitan

Hail Satan and Hail Seitan. No one said you had to eat meat to worship the dark lord.

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A shirt for those who worship our Dark Lord wheat gluten, high-protein beelzebub of the vegan realm.

Fun digital illustration celebrating the horror flick that shook Springfield to the core. Cult, spooky and Rad.

Love vegan humor, heavy metal and wheat protein? This vegetarian t shirt is for you! A must-have for the cruelty free green protein loving vegan headbanger, health nut and health advocate. Vegan pride! PLANT POWER! This vegan t-shirt is the perfect gift for your clean eating dad, mom, son, daughter, boyfriend or girlfriend! Get it for them on their birthday, Valentines Day, Fathers Day, Mothers Day or Christmas.

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Love vegan humor, heavy metal and wheat protein? This vegetarian t shirt is for you! A must-have for the cruelty free green protein loving vegan headbanger, health nut and health advocate. Vegan pride! PLANT POWER! This vegan t-shirt is the perfect gift for your clean eating dad, mom, son, daughter, boyfriend or girlfriend! Get it for them on their birthday, Valentines Day, Fathers Day, Mothers Day or Christmas.

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all vegans love seitan and praise seitan for its benefits, so go vegan and hail seitan so you can get the benefits of seitan

all vegans love seitan and praise seitan for its benefits, so go vegan and hail seitan so you can get the benefits of seitan

all vegans love seitan and praise seitan for its benefits, so go vegan and hail seitan so you can get the benefits of seitan

all vegans love seitan and praise seitan for its benefits, so go vegan and hail seitan so you can get the benefits of seitan

all vegans love seitan and praise seitan for its benefits, so go vegan and hail seitan so you can get the benefits of seitan

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Hail Seitan Vegan Pun is cool gifts for vegan activists to enhance plant based awareness that being vegan are for the animals and future.Hail Seitan Vegan Pun design is available in t-shirt stickers and much more.

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Love vegan humor, heavy metal and wheat protein? This vegetarian t shirt is for you! A must-have for the cruelty free green protein loving vegan headbanger, health nut and health advocate. Vegan pride! PLANT POWER! This vegan t-shirt is the perfect gift for your clean eating dad, mom, son, daughter, boyfriend or girlfriend! Get it for them on their birthday, Valentines Day, Fathers Day, Mothers Day or Christmas.

Praise the Dark Lord of Gluten with this devilish design

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Send a clear message to ending animal exploitation! #veganfortheanimals If you like this design, please check out my shop! There you can find even more edgy merch like this. c:

Send a clear message to ending animal exploitation! #veganfortheanimals If you like this design, please check out my shop! There you can find even more edgy merch like this. c:

The text "Hail Seitan Go Vegan" over a happy gay baphomet kicking his hoof in the air