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Give in, let loose.

Oooooh, you're baaaad!

Man, what is this? Some kind of hand with two thumbs and an eye. I don't know, thought it looked cool

Oooooh ... you're baaaad!

Give in, let loose.

Congratulations, welcome home. You have sucsessfully completed the first assignment. But we already knew you would. The first test was mostly about your subconscious and if it could decipher the clues that we have been sending in subliminal ways for the past 11 days. But you could still feel it, you knew something felt different. Thats one of the reasons we chose you , you think outside the box, you follow your own rules, and you have a sixth sense. You are chosen along with a very select few to be the first awakened, to start your new journey in deciphering the mystery ahead of you and to help find the next group of awakened ones amongst the sheeple for this elite society. You will endure jealous whispers, envious eyes constantly watchi...

Funny flirtatious pickup line for conspiracy theorists.