Machette Merch

Jason showing off his latest victim fisherman style..... in color!!!

Patron Saint of Macheticine

Reverend Doctor Robert Evans

I will kill you!

The OSS (Organization of Super Spies) is an American based international espionage and defense agency run by spies that counteracts the ambitions of enemies around the world. They ran a Spy Kids Division that would operate younger agents on missions in the field, but it was shut down due to budget cuts for seven years. However, Juni and Carmen Cortez reopened it and became the heads of the new Spy Kids Program.

Death Metal

vector illustration of Machete

As masked vigilantes go, this one is a bit extreme...

Chirp chirp says the bird. Chop chop goes the turtle.

Killer Skater one of Dan Roach's creations, a horror skateboarder on the rampage or a metaphor for being just that good!! Are you a killer skater? Not for you? Do you have a brother, family member who's gonna just rock this design?

Celtic Warrior