Murder Ride Merch

Inspired mashup of the infamous Captain Spaulding.

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

Inspired mashup of the infamous Captain Spaulding.

After getting burglar blood on his clown costume, Captain Spaulding wears a hot dog t-shirt with the line, “If I wanted to listen to an Asshole, I’d Fart” on the back. Wear it as part of a Captain Spaulding costume.

Captain Spaulding - Murder Ride

This high-quality and consistent design will instantly make you feel a positive emotional connection to the iconic character. Perfect for adding a touch of horror-inspired style to your wardrobe or home decor. Get your hands on the Captain Spaulding design today and show off your love for all things spooky!

Because your dogs are fiercely private and you always know you're exactly right.

Because you only wear two things: black and dresses with pockets.

Captain Spaulding

"50 shots of chaos on the run" - One More Ride, Murder on the Airwaves. A piece inspired by One More Ride by Manchester rock band Murder On The Airwaves.