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Funny Math gag in cool typography. Witty, sarcastic, smart or sweet, these sayings bring a smile and a nod.

Funny Math gag in cool typography. Witty, sarcastic, smart or sweet, these sayings bring a smile and a nod.

Add some fun to your geeky wardrobe with this funny & nerdy design especially when you are an engineering student or give it as the perfect gift !

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breaking news: i don't care...

breaking news: be quiet

Hilarious one-liner joke "gone fixing"

I think you underestimate how little I care

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Hilarious one-liner joke "I love hot chicks"

There's no 'we' in pizza

Hilarious one-liner joke "pretend I'm not here"

Introducing the captivating "One-Liner Series" by Philip Slangen, a Dutch designer known for his stunning one-liner drawings. Discover a playful erotic figure of a woman and a palm tree combined as one. Each piece is a work of art sure to impress your friends. This is a bold design, with a sexual joke in disguise. Are you the one who dares to wear expose it, or challenge someone you know?

Talking to myself for some expert advice

Thick thighs save lives

5'2 but my attitude is 6'1

It's not an act

Introducing the captivating "One-Liner Series" by Philip Slangen, a Dutch designer known for his stunning one-liner drawings. Discover a playful erotic figure of a woman and a palm tree combined as one. Each piece is a work of art sure to impress your friends. This is a bold design, with a sexual joke in disguise. Are you the one who dares to wear expose it, or challenge someone you know?

before/after coffee don't talk to me

Mentally somewhere else

wake me up when it's Friday

I don't hold grudges

I'm not bossy

Thick Thighs. Thin Patience.

before/after coffee

When You Are Dead You Do Not Know You Are Dead - It's The Same When You Are Stupid is an observational one-liner about stupidity based on the theory of subjective reality. Perfect for psych students or those who are intolerant of incompetence. There’s no such thing as a stupid person. Saying that do you have a strong and persistent intolerance of stupidity? Llithiophobia: the fear of stupidity is intrinsic to this awesome text design. Maybe you don't understand people and are too judgemental?

annoyed at first sight

That's why I'm always late

I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode.

I do what I want

bad choices = good stories

Do it for the plot.

Women LOVE men that can cook. Success is guaranteed with this design.

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