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Offbeat Housemates Showcase the Whimsical Personalities and Hilarious Clashes of Young Ones on a Tee

Laugh Riot Central Pay Tribute to the Hysterical Comedy and Irresistible Charm of The Young on a Tee

Once in every lifetime Comes a love like this Oh, I need you and you need me Oh, my darling, can't you see?

The Young Ones / Extreme Violence

I put my packet of polos on the desk, and my spare pencil and my support gonk, and my chewing gum, and my extra pen, and my extra polos and my lucky gonk, and my pencil sharpener shaped like a cream cracker, and three more gonks with a packet of polos in each, and lead for my retractable pencil, and my retractable pencil, and my spare lead for my retractable pencil – and the guy said ‘stop writing please'.

The phrase originated in an episode of the British television comedy series The Young Ones. The episode, entitled "Cash", was first broadcast in 1984. The segment of dialogue, where Neil is composing a letter to his bank manager to request a loan, is as follows; Neil: I know, why not "Boomshanka"? It means, "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Mike: He'll never understand "Boomshanka". You'll have to write the whole thing out. Neil: Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy: Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."

I'm very sober and very, very bored!

Riks Rants Relive the Eccentric Rants and Absurd Adventures of Young Ones Unforgettable Cast on a Tee

Tribute to TV classic The Young Ones

Cool black and white of your favorite British sitcom.

HOT, HOT, HOT!

Mayhem and Mirth Relive the Outrageous Laughter and Zany Shenanigans of Ones on a Tee

Wild Ones t shirt.

Hot Ones Spicy Hot Sauce Vintage

The Young Ones Punksthetic Design

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Inspired by a conversation between Ken reid and Monique Powell

The She-Ra window

Mobb Deep

Darling Fascist Bullyboy: Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil.

Mayhem Manor Showcase the Hilarious Housemates and Unforgettable Moments of The Ones on a Tee

Honest.... it wasn't me I swear!

Classic Neil Pye quote!

Loosening tongues since Prohibition

The Cthulhu Cocktail Lounge Featuring Miss Katonic red Hook Brooklyn And the sounds of the Great Old Ones big Band

Rick/The Young Ones Classic 80s British Comedy Tribute Art

we the ones

Obey Cthulhu

Extreme Violence / Vyvyan The Young Ones 80s Quote

Righteous Gemstones Goth

The Young Ones - Original Punksthetic Design

The Young Ones - Neil Vegetable Rights And Peace

The Priest

The Young Ones Classic

“The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.” ― H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

Classic Rik Mayall, Classic The Young Ones Quote