Poot Merch

I am poot.

The obvious solution is usually the best.

just a simple bird. just simple needs.

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I Love To Fart

Deja-poot Cute Banana Double Fart Pun features a cute banana looking sheepish as he lets out a double poot fart. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute fart puns.

Deja-poot Cute Banana Double Fart Pun features a cute banana looking sheepish as he lets out a double poot fart. Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute fart puns.

A cute and colorful fiesta pinata donkey farts and funnily a bunch of candy falls out.

surreal feeling

Yeah! Poot Dog! Yeah!

Hippo-poot-amus Funny Farting Hippo Pun features a cute cartoon farting hippo . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute animal hippo puns.

Poot-tato Funny Farting Potato Pun features a cute potato embarrassed as he let out a little fart . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute farting potato puns.

Poot-tato Funny Veggie Puns features a cute potato letting out a little fart . Perfect Puns gift for family and friends who love cute fart puns.

Poot-tato Funny Veggie Puns features a cute potato letting out a little fart . Perfect Puns gift for family and friends who love cute fart puns.

Poot-ding Funny Pudding Fart Pun features a cute Pudding letting out a little fart . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute food Pudding fart puns.

Poot-ding Funny Pudding Fart Pun features a cute Pudding letting out a little fart . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute food Pudding fart puns.

From the classic Halloween Special, The Pumpkin Who Couldn't Smile.

Too Cute To Poot

An oil painting of a couple kayaking in Kachemak Bay out of Homer, Alaska. China Poot is the pointy mountain in the background.

geeky gamer humor

This is how beans get their sprout on. True story, bro. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

If you know someone who always stinks up the room with their flatulence, this design will warn others when they are present.

Embrace your humorous side with our unique FARTku (FART Haiku) design, featuring a whimsically crafted haiku that celebrates the lighter side of life's natural moments. It's not just a haiku, it's a statement of joy and a nod to the funnier, unexpected parts of life!

Keep on Pootin!

POO!

ok, who farted? is a gentle protest of the madness of wearing a mask because of a virus which can not keep out a fart. 2020 in a nutshell.

Give 'em all fare warning!

Bean Bakes by hh5art features a painted can of beans with a boy and a girl celebrating the magical properties of beans "Fart!" and "Poot!". Drawn and painted on found paper from a 1950s recipe book.

It's a pussycat pooting.

A twist on the phrase "Catch These Hands" that I thought of one laughter-filled night with some friends. Original artwork by myself!

Do you use a lot of four letter words? Do you know someone who does? There are tons of four letter words and some of them are really amazing like Toot! Share some of your love and laughter and be a positive force for change! Or at least have a laugh while you pretend to... Add some fun to your wardrobe with this Awesome Four Letter word or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and color below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

Hippo-poot-amus Funny Farting Hippo Pun features a cute cartoon farting hippo . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute animal hippo puns.

Flatulence Fact no.173: Farts are made up of the elements Fluorine, Argon and Tennessine. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Poot-tato Funny Farting Potato Pun features a cute potato embarrassed as he let out a little fart . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute farting potato puns.