Porkys Merch

Reproduction: neon sign from the 1981 movie Porky's.

Pee Wee, Meat, and the rest

Porky's

One of the greatest comedies of all times! Any child of the 80's will have this on their list of all time best movies. Perfect for any film lover!

Get It At Porky's Neon Sign

Old School!

The St. Paul drive-in’s red-and-white checkered building, which closed this month, will be moved from University Avenue to the Little Log House Pioneer Village six miles south of Hastings. It will become part of a 160-acre collection of more than 50 historical buildings.

Never use the hole.

Blazing Saddles - Alternative Movie Poster

Everybody Wants Some!

80's movies are the best! Here is a funny way to make folks over 50 laugh or maybe you know a Ballbreaker yourself. Either way, a funny design and a great gift for someone special.

Everybody Wants Some!

Everybody Wants Some!

Porky's is the ill-fated nightclub the boys headed out to in the 1982 movie of the same name in an effort to lose their virginity and now you can pick up the t-shirt.

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Everybody Wants Some! Lookin' good today, pal; lookin' real good!

Instead of Van Halen, what if PINK FLOYD would have been the band featured in the Pig Burgers scene in the 1985 movie Better Off Dead? How many Pig Burgers could you order? THREE DIFFERENT ONES!

Porky's is the ill-fated nightclub the boys headed out to in the 1982 movie of the same name in an effort to lose their virginity and now you can pick up the t-shirt. This version of the Porky's tee is nicely faded and worn to give it a true vintage look, almost like you were there decades ago...

Cute babypig

Captain Porky's Smoke House • Wadsworth, Illinois: Chicago pit style BBQ! Slow smoked in a wood-burning aquarium-style pit over logs of Hickory & fruitwood. This meat is as real as it gets. Captain Porky's Smoke House • Wadsworth, Illinois Designed & Sold by © 2024 Grumble Services, LLC. • All rights reserved.

Captain Porky's Smoke House • Wadsworth, Illinois: Chicago pit style BBQ! Slow smoked in a wood-burning aquarium-style pit over logs of Hickory & fruitwood. This meat is as real as it gets. Captain Porky's Smoke House • Wadsworth, Illinois Designed & Sold by © 2024 Grumble Services, LLC. • All rights reserved.

Vintage Big Wiener Brand

"The name's King Vidiot - you can call me your highness... I AM half the leader you think I am." When a top local businessman and his two bumbling nephews try to shut down the town's only video arcade, arcade employees and patrons fight back in the 1983 film, Joysticks.

"Our meat can't be beat!" Who doesn't love a big juicy wiener? Big Wiener Brand hot dogs are the top shelf of bottom shelf meat products and now you can represent in this authentic vintage style design. It includes authentic wear and tear and looks especially cool on the vintage style heather tees.