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Actual Size #iykwim

I’m Not Short I’m Penguin Size

Great funny gift idea for the coffee lover. Coffee cup with text that says: Size matters - nobody wants a small cup of coffee

Dread Pirate Academy

The lovable (but violent) Mini-Pufts! Bite-size marshmallow men to put in your pocket

Size matters, and yes it's a big deal

I'm a plus size male model

Size does matter

Not Actual Size

size chart food

Just the logo!

that's no moon....

Maybe Today Satan

Are you just the right size for some fun?

Just right!

People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

Grandma Nana

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I always tell my son he is not short; he is fun size. He is in a class with taller kids who are older than him. He has noticed the difference even at the age of 3. This is his shirt.

In the book, fire swamps are mentioned as being misnamed; they are swamps containing lush trees standing a giant height, casting shadows on the ground; the swamps also with a large percentage of sulfur and gas bubbles which spontaneously combust. Because of the darkness, fire swamps are also moist. Fire swamps often have holes that shoot jets of flame and pools of sinking sand. They are also home to rodents of unusual size.

The comparative size is from P1000 Ratte, to motorcycle. Everything is scaled relative to each other, so you can easily estimate how huge Ratte was. Design for the lover of German tanks, the history of the Second World War and just real connoisseurs of military

Fed up with people calling you short? Get this funny fun sized design!

Since spring is here and temps have already been in the 80s... just a reminder that there's NO WAY your badass body could be wrong. Wear what you want, do what you want and be a good human ☀️

Illustration of a Beautiful Plus Size Redhead Mermaid.

Dunk on 99% of your Community, with this stylish design!

Shirt Size Rob

A pattern of green shamrocks, shaped into a pocket size shamrock. A simple design as a reminder of your Irish heritage ready for St Patrick's Days celebrations.

Size Matters - But not as much as placement

Plus size Mermaid designed for Mermay 2021

I’m Not Short I’m Penguin Size

Lets put things in perspective...

The original hand drawn design was created in 2008 in the mediums of ink and colored pencils on paper. The title of the work was inspired by the Jane's Addiction song "Ocean Size". This is one of many new digital variants I created featuring many bright and colorful variations of this design. If interested in purchasing the hand drawn original artwork it is available here: https://www.artpal.com/boogie72?i=247612-11

Oversized

No to body shaming. Cos we all know, Thick Thighs Save Lives! #TTSL