Smeg Merch

David Lister - SMEG in the style of the famous Obama HOPE poster

Ooops! WHO has upset the Scutters? Wrong time, wrong place…

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Head

Red Dwarf Fans

Smeg Off...

Smeg

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

The Walking SMEG

Don't be a totally shady crypto fascist, and show your love for Red Dwarf's smeg and the heads with this design available from the back of Dobbin's car outside the pub Ommmmm!

This is a rock band take on the characters from Red Dwarf. The layout was heavily inspired by the cover art of a KISS album

When you're 3 million years into deep space aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf, quality cinema is crucial! Fear not, for the JMC has a new terrifying creature feature to scare the smeg out of its audience. Now playing in a theater near you, so let’s get out there and twat it!

Smeg Head Red Dwarf Pocket Position

Mr Flibble is a homicidal maniac and is very cross! They've been naughty boys, haven't they Mr Flibble? What happens to naughty boys who have been naughty, Mr Flibble? That's right, Uncle Arnie fried them with his Hex vision

Jupiter Mining Corporation's finest (sort of)

Get this Red Dwarf Team Smeg Shirt design for any special occasion like Christmas, Mothers Fathers Day or a birthday It has all sizes for you to choose from. This shirt will be the perfect gift for someone special, family or an excellent shirt for you to have yourself. Don't hesitate to get it!

Better Dead Than Smeg Pocket Position

SMEEEEEG!

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

Say, would you like some toast?

If you ever need to know how to perform the Rimmer salute.

Smeg is a vulgarism or expletive used throughout the series of Red Dwarf. Here we have the popular phrase 'Smeg Head' styled to look like the Red Dwarf logo, and ready to be worn proudly across your chest on a T-shirt, or your preferred choice of accessories. Lovely.

Inspired by the TV series Red Dwarf comes this Gunmen of the Apocalypse episode wanted poster

Whats goin down in groove town?

As worn by Dave Lister.

Are you a smeeeeeeeee heeeee? Don't be a total one Sirs! Fly around with this baby that's crashed more times than a ZX Spectrum! Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Better Dead than Smeg with red dwarf ring

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Off

It's cold outside there's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone, more or less. Let me fly far away from here. Fun fun fun in the sun sun.

Smeg Head colour neon logo

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives especially when frequenting the gym.

Red Dwarf Kryten Smeg Off Funny