Wits Merch

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Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

You can't fight the unarmed. Plus, is there anything better than a Shakespearean insult?? (All rise + inspire designs copyrighted by Whitney Parker Scully.)

Dare You Challenge a Sicilian?

Superior mech.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

For the self proclaimed expert or know it all in your life, gifts for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

Can you trust the wine in front of you?

I’D LOVE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH YOU BUT YOU APEAR UNARMED

Welcome to Wits' End, the imaginary UFO-themed B&B found in Kirsten's Wits' End mystery novels.

Explosion of golden, sparkling stars on a black background. Golden Star.

Shakespeare - A Dual Of Wits

The quote "Wits and will". A human head silhouette, chess pieces inside.

Star. simple one word shirt.

The quote "Wits and will", a human head silhouette with chess pieces inside.

I WOULD CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS, BUT I SEE THAT YOU ARE UNARMED!

Who is afraid of a little creature called the cockroach?

Another lovely quote from my most favorite of games: Baldur's Gate 3

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I Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed - William Shakespeare

Do you love the works of William Shakespeare? Are you always quoting lines for his plays? Sounds like you need to purchase this I would challenge you to a battle of wits but see you are unarmed t-shirt or hoodie for your next theatre night out. This Funny William Shakespeare Battle of Wits design makes a great gift for friends and family.

Comedy is hard. Dying is easy.

You've had it. You're so over it. Everything. You're just exhausted with it all. It's time for a big spoonful of Phukitol. It's the cure for your frustration. Take it from eBrush Design, no point in singing the blues. Just take it now. Just Phukitol.

You've had it. You're so over it. Everything. You're just exhausted with it all. It's time for a big spoonful of Phukitol. It's the cure for your frustration. Take it from eBrush Design, no point in singing the blues. Just take it now. Just Phukitol.

Paradox Grey Brain 2

Senmitsuya (A man who lives by his wits)

WHERE THE SENSES FAIL US , REASON MUST STEP IN

Step into the realm of intellectual supremacy with this proclamation: "I Refuse to Engage in a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person." This garment is more than mere attire; it's a manifesto of mental prowess. Let the world witness your wit, your sharpness cutting through the mundane. No mere mortals lacking in mental arms can stand against the force of your intellect. Wear this declaration with pride, a symbol of your readiness for intellectual sparring. Engage cautiously, for this is not for the faint-hearted—it's a garment for those who appreciate the art of verbal jousting with a well-armed mind.

When running for offie you gotta rely on Her-Wits!

Senmitsuya (A man who lives by his wits)

Being smart is an incredible thing. If you are an intelligent person or want to gift someone who has an intellect as developed as yours, this is a great product.

A funny, sarcastic design for fun.

A great sarcastic design.

I Would Challenge You To a Battle of Wits, But I See You Are Unarmed

I Would Challenge You To A BATTLE OF WITS But I See You Are Unarmed