Witticism Merch

Can you name all the triangles? Sure I can! This is Angelo, this is James, this is Bryan.....

Many people talk to themselves, thinking out loud, or mulling things mentally over while communicating verbally. Some do it in front of mirrors, I know kids do,

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Every love story is a ghost story.

The perfect dry humor lexicon shirt. Great for any linguistics enthusiast.

The definitive shirt for our times! Wear it with pride!

Every love story is a ghost story.

Sure, it may not seem like a very good reward for all that insult sword-fighting, but did you know that this t-shirt is scientifically proven to help heal wounds (both to the body and ego) 20% faster than other garments? No, you didn't, because I just made that up. Still, it might be true.

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Part of the Atomic Indian Presents: Art for the Home series.

Funny Sarcasm T-Shirt - great for funny, pun and humor lovers

I was taught to think before I act, so if I punch you, rest assured I've thought about it and am confident in my decision funny t-shirt

This peppy yet droll Slogan Tee is a great gift for any introverts who want to be left alone. Sporty Word Play Grapic Text T-shirt by House Of HaHa's resident Hermit and Curmudgeon Melody Gardy Looking for an original funny saying fashion t-shirt gift? Look no further. Need a birthday Christmas holiday anniversary graduation gift? House of HaHa is an artist owned brand created by Aaron and Melody Gardy. We design & sell hilarious t-shirts, hats, mugs and a variety of other merchandise online at www.HouseOfHaHa.com. We started House Of HaHa hoping to use our talents in art and humor to celebrate our love for geek culture and hopefully free us from our unhappy day jobs in the process. Being the dreamers we are, we also wanted to ma...

A perfect gift for that one witty friend who always give savage replies and have a great sense of sarcasm. Or wear it yourself to express your antisocial feelings.

Cool Story Bro! You should tell it at parties! Or not...

Ha ha ha no. It so accurately represents so many human to human interactions that it absolutely belongs on a shirt. Makes a great gift for the sarcasm lover in your life, or an addition to your own wardrobe if you're sardonic and love sarcastic phrases and witticisms.

Sometimes, a proper response is needed. Sometimes that response doesn't come right away. Tell the world you're working on one!

Cute Dragon saying Whatever

its a fun sarcastic saying

Buy ‘In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised’ gifts and merchandise designed by Sunil Kumar as a t-shirt, classic t-shirt, tri-blend t-shirt, lightweight hoodie, fitted scoop…..

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "A Hangover is the wrath of grapes."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship."

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Living well is the best revenge."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Of course I talk to myself..."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

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