Yolked Merch

This is the shirt to wear when you want someone to know you're absolutely "YOLKED!".

A mighty strong clegg

Love eggs? Eat more so you can be yolked

The design captures the essence of intense gym workout and the feeling of being yolked. The design celebrates the dedication, discipline and drive that it takes to achieve the physique, and the strength and power that comes with it. The design invites the viewer to imagine the feeling of being yolked, to be motivated to train hard and achieve their fitness goals.

Front and Back design of yolked clegg

Grunge minimalist typography design fitting for those wanting gym sayings. Great as a funny gift for a friend, loved ones, or family member. Best for those who are committed to getting muscular and fit in their fitness journey!

Gettin' Yolked! This cute egg cartoon is perfect for weightlifters who love eggs and puns!

A cartoon of an egg wearing a lifting belt and flexing the guns perfect as a present or for christmas or birthday.

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

Do you want to be strong? Strong like this Egg? Enough to commit Hovemcide? You Must EAT YOUR EGGS… Or …you will never be TRULY YOLKED.

Do you want to be strong? Strong like this Egg? Enough to commit Hovemcide? You Must EAT YOUR EGGS… Or …you will never be TRULY YOLKED.