Graboid Merch

Use the right tool for the right problem.

"You guys know how to pole vault?!"

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"Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters."

A design commemorating Perfection, Nevada's one and only convenience store/emporium Chang's Market. For all your goods and sundries. If you need swiss cheese and bullets, you'll find it here, at Chang's Market. Don't forget to take a graboid selfie before you go.

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room didn't you, bastard!"

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This original design is inspired by the sand monsters from the Perfection Valley. The best gift for Graboids movie fans, old horror movies, terror, monsters, sand monster, sand worm, vhs horror movies. Best gift for yourself, horror fans, comedy-horror films, horror lovers, writers, geeks, gamers, freaks, friends, family, mom, dad, daughter, son, sister, brother, uncles, aunts, boys, girls or anyone who loves horror movies.

"You guys know how to pole vault?!"

Fear the graboid

The Sponsor for Miscast Commentary Episode 7.

Tremors vintage retro design

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The best Graboids hunter

"You guys know how to pole vault?!"

You're gonna be sorry you didn't give it a name!

Population is no longer 14 - sadface.

Inspired by the legendary sand monsters from the 80s

Stuck between a rock and a graboid....

reupload of my original design best on dark shirt.

Design inspired from the cancelled TV series store front image.

80s movie scary tremors funny cool horror halloween

The best of tremors

"You guys know how to pole vault?!"

Straight from Perfection, Nevada.

"You guys know how to pole vault?!"

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Tremors: Graboids, Val and Earl. Kevin Bacon, and (RIP) Fred Ward. Underground monsters. Burt, guns, Reba sandworms. the Classic 90's monster movie, they got no eyes right, sure as hell can't smell us underground, I say they've ben listening. These things are smart... but Can They Fly?!?

This is from one of my favorite horror movies of all time. If you have never seen "Tremors" go out and see it now.

Words of wisdom from Val and Earl

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The Ultimate Underground

Perfection, Nevada. Population: 14 and dropping. Defend the valley with these homemade pipe bombs, courtesy of Burt Gummer. Inspired by the movie Tremors.

"You guys know how to pole vault?!"

Home of the graboid!