Greasy Merch

cute pizza nom nom nom. you're hot aren't you?

Don't you, forget about me.. the real breakfast club!

Way better than the Caesars

Funny Foodie Chef Baking Humor ~ I Heart [Love] Lard.

The first Slasher Man Arcade design for GREASY KONG! Can Big B avoid Greasy Kong tossing down the giant greasy sausages to bring the tourists their free drinks?!

Get your tickets

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatte...

Mmmm so tasty.

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The Hunger Games Hob t-shirt promotes District 12's black market. The Hob is located inside an abandoned coal warehouse. Trade for meats and banned goods on your next visit to The Hob.

Although you might not want a monster to appear on your slice of pizza, this guy looks kind of nice (and delicious!)

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Tropical motifs painted in Indian ink Heliconias and Blue Morphos

Who could forget Big Braydens buddy Oinker?

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Introducing our "I Love Frydays - Funny Kwaii French Fries" tee! This funny t-shirt features tow cute Kawaii french fry boxes with the caption "I Love Frydays". The witty combination of big eyes, bright colors, and simple design creates an overall cute and innocent look, with a humorous foodie pun caption. It's perfect for foodies Friday lovers, and lovers of french fries and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this greasy foods-inspired tee. Whether you're headed to your favorite hamburger restaurant with friends, running errands, or enjoying a lazy day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of clever humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Kawaii french fry tee!

It's never easy getting greasy!

Piggy lookin dirty

Do you like pineapple on your pizza? For most people it is a love-hate relationship! I mean… who puts fruit on a pizza? It is not like … wait… is tomato a fruit?! I do not know what to believe anymore…

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Succulent plant

Succulent plant

Succulent plant

You up late looking for a greasy, sloppy slice? Come on down to Weezal's Pizza! I have been up all night eating my own product, trying to think of new ways to advertise! This is a custom design of Quicksilver Technologies LLC.

Grab your spatula and fire up the grill! Mustard stains are not included! Be the talk or your block this summer! This is a custom design by Quicksilver Technologies LLC.

The best club around

ah combination of ice-cream and french-fries

Don't you, forget about me... bacon, egg, coffee and toast.. the real breakfast club!

hey boys, Smokes lets go.

For all of the game swap and convention goes who cannot build the inventory or nerve to buy a table! Open trunk car image created by Ben Davis on Smashicons, used under Creative Commons by attribution.

you know what you are, a bullsh*t artist!

Full English breakfast blue