Grumpy Chef Merch

If it doesn't taste umami, don't bother. Funny tabby cat meme with an umami food-theme!

Don't be a salty bitch!

This would be a funny gift for someone who likes cooking, gardening, eating onions or just likes making people cry.

Do you wake up thinking about steak? Some people aren't right in the head until after their first cup of coffee. Steak lovers are a little different. We'd like to get our day going with a nice starter steak. Show your love for all things beef with this funny meat lovers design.

Proud To Be A Chef

Maybe you feel a little grumpy and sarcastic today or you just like making people cry with onion fumes. You have layers too! Wear in the kitchen, the vegetable garden, or to watch the chef slice onions on your favorite TV cooking show. Perfect gift for a gardener, foodie, culinary school student or anyone with a smart aleck biting sense of humor. After we cry let's fry some onion rings!

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