Grumpy Man Merch
Description: Grumpy Old Veteran Service Complete, Tolerance Low. Military Veteran Patriot Retired American Soldier.
Grumpy Old Veteran Service Complete, Tolerance Low Military Patriot Retired Hoodie
by California Dream
$42
Description: Yes, I'm a spoiled grumpy old man with an awesome wife born in September. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes. This funny long-text design warns you not to mess with me unless you want the beast in her to awaken. Perfect for September birthday gifts or proud but terrified husbands. Looks great on a tshirt, hoodie, sticker, mug, or poster.
Description: Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.
Description: Funny vintage handyman design featuring a grumpy owl holding a generic fix-it spray can and duct tape, with distressed retro typography and the quote “I’m Not Old, I Just Need Some Fix-It Spray And Duct Tape.” Great for dads, grandpas, mechanics, DIY lovers, garage guys, repairmen, owl lovers, and anyone who believes almost everything can be fixed with spray and duct tape.