Guantanamo Bay Merch

Description: Guantanamo Bay Waterboarding Club at Sunset

Description: Guantanamo Bay -- Faded Style

Description: This classic crew-neck tee carries a vintage, military-inspired graphic that feels lived-in and honest. The soft, midweight cotton drapes comfortably and holds its shape, while the distressed print adds character—like a worn patch from a long road trip or a faded souvenir from a far-off posting

Description: This lightweight cotton tee carries a vintage-adventure vibe — a soft white canvas with a small chest logo and a larger, postcard-style iguana scene on the back. It reads like a souvenir from a sun-warmed coastal road trip: faded travel colors, distressed edges, and a retro typography that feels lived-in.

Description: This vintage-inspired tee brings sun-warmed travel posters to everyday wear. The soft, midweight cotton holds bright, detailed prints so the retro tropical artwork reads like a story on your chest — palm fronds, ocean swells, and a weathered poster texture that feels lived-in from the first wear.

Description: This tee carries a sun-washed, vintage travel-poster print that feels like a postcard from the tropics. The detailed front artwork layers palm-lined beaches, boats, insignia and local scenes into a single storytelling panel — worn it reads like a small atlas of island life.

Description: Waterboarding At Guantanamo Bay

Description: Catch a wave of dark humor with this retro-themed design featuring a sunset and a surfer riding the waves. The caption, "Waterboarding Champion 2002 Guantanamo Bay," adds a bold twist that’s sure to turn heads and spark conversation. Perfect for those who appreciate edgy, thought-provoking humor mixed with a laid-back beach vibe. This design blends nostalgia with a biting commentary, making it a standout piece for anyone who loves to push boundaries and make a statement with their style.

Description: GUANTANAMO BAY ideal in heather grey or orange - fun gift for naughty kids, innocent bystanders and the criminally insane family members alike perfect as a mask

Description: Wonder Showzen contains offensive, despicable content that is too controversial and too awesome for actual children. The stark, ugly and profound truths Wonder Showzen exposes may be soul-crushing to the weak of spirit. If you allow a child to watch this show, you are a bad parent or guardian.

Description: As worn by Kumar in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle

Description: Were you ever stationed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba? Were you ever a dependent (spouse or child) who lived on Gitmo? Did you ever live and work at GTMO as a civilian? If your answer is yes to any of these questions then this is the design for you!

Description: CMon Man Not GITMO - Funny Biden Shirt

Description: As seen in Harold & Kumar.

Description: Celebrate the rise of rookie sensation Quinyon Mitchell with this bold Quinyonomo Bay design! Highlighting his elite lockdown skills, this illustration captures the essence of Mitchell’s dominance on the field. The nickname, a clever nod to his ability to confine receivers like they’re stuck in Guantanamo Bay, is a testament to his unmatched defensive prowess. Perfect for Eagles fans and NFL enthusiasts, this design is ideal for game days, casual wear, or showing off your love for one of the league’s brightest stars.

Description: CAMP X-RAY

Description: Okay, so it's fictional, so what! It's still fun! This design features a compass rose encircled with "Club GTMO" above. Even if you never lived in Gitmo you would look cool wearing this t-shirt - and it makes a unique gift as well!

Description: I Ordered The Code Red Slogan

Description: The Y2K BEATS ME shirt Harold (John Cho) wears in the 2008 comedy movie Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

Description: A sailboat sails in the bay at Guantanamo Bay. Coconut trees frame the scene with Guantanamo Bay lettering on a banner below. Below that tropical fish bookend the phrase "Pearl of the Caribbean." Truly GTMO is the most beautiful pearl of an island!

Description: Stylized banana rat head encircled with GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA

Description: Design using the nautical flags to spell out GTMO.