Guild Merch
Description: A blissfully round bear shovels blackberries into his mouth, juice dripping down his belly, in a mountain forest framed by an arched badge reading "Official Caloric Emergency Guild," with "Lat. 45°N" and "Elev. Critical" panels and a ribbon declaring "Est. First Chill • Zero Self-Control." Plump, unapologetic and built for anyone in full hibernation-prep mode. A fun pick for Fat Bear Week fans, snack lovers, bear enthusiasts, or anyone who eats like winter is coming.
Description: A spotted hyena in a striped necktie cackles with a coffee mug in hand inside an arched badge reading "Official Corporate Laughter Guild," with a "Floor 3 // Cubicle 404" plate and a ribbon declaring "Est. 9:00 AM • Wheezing at Bad Executive Jokes," finished with a tiny frowning mug. Loud, fake and built for anyone who has forced a laugh at the boss's terrible punchline. A fun pick for office workers, cubicle survivors, coworker gift swaps, or corporate cynics.
Description: A pangolin in a red paper crown curls into a tight ball on a green velvet chair beside an untouched punch bowl, inside a vintage badge reading "Merriment Evasion Guild" and "Est. 7:30 PM, Rolled Up by 8." Festive, antisocial and built for anyone who shows up to the holiday party just long enough to be seen. A fun pick for introverts, homebodies, office holiday parties, or anyone who's done with merriment before dessert.
Description: A wide-eyed, horrified guinea pig stands bundled in an enormous fair-isle sweater and matching pom-pom hat, surrounded by pine trees and snowflakes, inside a badge reading "Mandatory Holiday Whimsy Guild," with "Sector 12" and "HR Mandate" tags and a ribbon declaring "Est. 10:00 AM • Sweating in 100% Acrylic." Festive, frazzled and built for anyone forced into holiday cheer by company policy. A fun pick for ugly sweater parties, office holiday events, guinea pig owners, or anyone sweating through mandatory fun.
Description: If you have played some MMORPGs you would notice that when you raise your level the weapons that you get have more and more lights and effects... And at the maximum level, gear looks like a christmas tree! Great T-Shirt for MMORPGs lovers or to gift to a friend or family member (brother, sister, daddy, mom...) that love this genre of online games. Doesn't matter if is a wizard, a warrior, a tank, a healer, a monk or an archer, this phenomenom affect to every class.
Description: Choose sustainable polyculture over industrial monoculture with this striking vintage badge contrasting a thriving permaculture garden against a desolate, polluting factory landscape. Make a bold ecological statement for regenerative agriculture: Build Plant Guilds, Not Mordors.
Description: Love The Wizard of Oz? Adore rubber ducks? Now you can have both! This fun and whimsical design reimagines your favorite Oz characters as adorable rubber ducks, making it the perfect way to show off your unique style. With the phrase "Somewhere over the rainbow" in the center, this artwork brings a touch of nostalgia and charm to everyday items. Get this delightful design on T-shirts, mugs, tote bags, stickers, and more—perfect for adding a little magic to your day! Whether you're treating yourself or looking for the ultimate gift for a fellow Wizard of Oz fan, this cute and creative design is sure to bring smiles.
Description: Guild of Locksmiths — No Door Truly Locked! 🗝️🗡️ Discretion guaranteed since day one! The premier artisan trade guild for lockpicking specialists, dungeon infiltrators, and stealth enthusiasts. Classic medieval guild crest featuring crossed antique lockpicks, an ornate brass keyhole, a skeleton key, and fine chainwork in detailed woodcut linework. Perfect gift for Rogues, stealth mains, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG players! Looks fantastic on pocket tees, hoodies, laptop stickers, and mugs. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.
