Half Figure Merch
Description: A monochrome depiction of a human figure blowing a brass trumpet, which has a white and gold decorative ring around its bell. Behind the figure and trumpet are lines of cursive text. Below the trumpet and figure, bold white text reads "Half-Arsed History". The background is black.
Description: A chibi-style character depicted with a cape flowing to the left. The character's costume is split vertically, with the left half being green and the right half being black. Both halves feature a prominent red eye on each side of the head, a segmented armored chest, and boots. A red belt with a white and red eye emblem cinches the waist.
Description: A classified field-file aesthetic pulled straight from the explosive world of 1980s action cartoons and military toy packaging. Masked commando, katana steel, helicopters, jets, battlefield silhouettes and distressed recruitment-poster typography collide in a bold retro screen-print composition. Built for collectors who remember when Saturday mornings meant secret missions, heroic teams and knowing being half the battle.
