Squonk Hat

I put the cry in cryptid! The squonk is a mythical creature that is reputed to live in the hemlock forests of northern Pennsylvania in the United States. Unlike many mythological creatures, the supposed physical characteristics of the squonk remain unchanged from the original written account, which states: The squonk is of a very retiring disposition, generally traveling about at twilight and dusk. Because of its misfitting skin, which is covered with warts and moles, it is always unhappy...Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly. When cornered and escape seems impossible, or when surprised and frightened, it may even dissolve itself in tears.