Cryptid Solutions are a group who thrive to keep any and every form of cryptid safe! Creatures of the night and mysterious landscapes just want to cryptid, and we look forward to hearing from you! (fictional company created by RileyOMalley)
Tags: cthulhu, bigfoot, cryptozoology, spooky, eye
Who's the brown hair covered cop, with fur just like a mop? Squatch! You're damn right! Who's the ape who keeps the forest peace for his fellow apes with big ass feet! Squatch! Can ya dig it? Who's the bear man that won't cop out, When there's danger from humans all about? Squatch! Right on! You see this cat Squatch is a bad mother (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Squatch (Then we can dig it)
Tags: bigfoot, yeti, police, starsky and hutch, hawaii five-o
You're not a bad golfer, right? You're just searching the woods for the elusive bigfoot! Bigfoot, who also goes by Sasquatch or Yeti, doesn't generally make an appearance on the fairway. That's why you're always shanking your golf balls into the trees. At least that's what you tell all your friends...
Tags: golf, golfing, bigfoot-funny, yeti-funny, golf-funny