Hate Merch
Description: "Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." ― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Description: This is a design for those days when happy people make you want to barf. We all have those days. Maybe someone posted another irritatingly blissful photo of themselves on Facebook, or maybe you hope a political candidate will come to your door when you have it on. Maybe you want to buy it for your grumpy uncle. He would love it.
Description: Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Funny Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.
I Don't Hate People, I Just Feel Better When they aren't around. #A0079 Phone Case
by PeppermintClover
$23
