Bills Sucks Hats
Description: Priced Out and Pouring: Man Weeping Money Sign Tears Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. A man in a suit and tie throws his head back and sobs as dollar-sign tears pour down like a flood, in bold black-and-white linocut style ink. Anyone staring at rent, groceries, gas, and bills that never stop climbing will feel this one in their wallet. Gallows humor for the bankrupt, the burned out, and the budgeting-obsessed, a crying businessman for the age of price shock and financial ruin. Gritty, high-contrast, screen-print inspired linework that reads from across the room. A cathartic, darkly funny graphic for office workers, small business owners, and everyone whose paycheck vanishes before the month does.
Priced Out and Pouring: Man Weeping Money Sign Tears Hat
by Puff Sumo
$12 $19
Description: Priced Out and Pouring: Man Weeping Money Sign Tears (Dark Version) Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. A man in a suit and tie throws his head back and sobs as dollar-sign tears pour down like a flood, in bold black-and-white linocut style ink. Anyone staring at rent, groceries, gas, and bills that never stop climbing will feel this one in their wallet. Gallows humor for the bankrupt, the burned out, and the budgeting-obsessed, a crying businessman for the age of price shock and financial ruin. Gritty, high-contrast, screen-print inspired linework that reads from across the room. A cathartic, darkly funny graphic for office workers, small business owners, and everyone whose paycheck vanishes before the month does.
Priced Out and Pouring: Man Weeping Money Sign Tears (Dark Version) Hat
by Puff Sumo
$12 $19
Description: An official competitive-outcome audit and psychological-preservation ledger, formally documenting the organic asset's refusal to internalize systemic rejection by classifying a negative hiring outcome not as a personal cognitive or professional failure, but as a simple administrative preference for an alternative candidate asset.
Description: An official existential-motivation audit and circadian-reconstitution proposal, formally documenting the organic asset's willingness to supply professional labor and administrative competence in exchange for a structurally sound, non-negotiable daily obligation that forces them to physically exit their sleeping quarters before noon.
Description: An official behavioral-defiance audit and recruitment-continuation ledger, formally documenting the organic asset's persistent, high-frequency submission of professional credentials driven entirely by a refusal to capitulate to institutional rejection rather than any expectation of rational corporate utility.
