Checked Hats
Description: A humorous graphic featuring the text "Verified" in large, bubbly white letters with a black outline. To the right of the text is a white cloud shape containing a black checkmark. Below the main text, in smaller white capitalized letters with dashes on either side, is the text "(BY YOUR MOM)". The overall style is simple and bold.
Description: A stylized depiction of two men with beaming smiles and outstretched arms against a black background. The man on the left wears a vibrant orange, white, and blue patterned shirt. The man on the right wears a grey and white checkered shirt. Bold red text below reads "RIGHT YOU ARE, KEN!".
"If only I had checked myself" - guy who wrecked himself Hat
by BodinStreet
$11 $19
Description: Red States: The Hypocrisy is Real Fact Checked — A bold, distressed graphic exposes a raw truth: red states rely heavily on blue states’ tax revenues to stay afloat—despite preaching self-reliance and small government. The stark black-and-white design mirrors the hypocrisy it critiques: rugged fonts evoke patriotism and grit, while the message undercuts the myth of red-state independence. In today’s polarized America, it’s a sharp reminder that culture war bluster often masks economic dependence—and that those who shout “freedom” loudest are quietly funded by the very states they scorn.
Description: Gone dissociating. Location: unknown. Return time: uncertain. This retro-style exhausted frog plugged in at 1% captures the very specific experience of being physically present but mentally checked out completely. Vintage distressed doodle with maximum relatable energy. Perfect for people who dissociate as a coping mechanism and find it funny Great for burnout survivors, overstimulated introverts, and chronic daydreamers Ideal gift for the friend who is "here" but definitely not here A perfectly relatable gift for anyone who has left the building mentally but stayed physically.
Mentally Gone Frog Retro Shirt — Funny Burnout Dissociation Humor Hat
by SoftPanicLab
$11 $19
Sarcasm I Checked My Receipt I Didn't Buy Any Of Your Bllsht Hat
by Retro Mosaic
$11 $19
Sarcasm I Checked My Receipt I Didn't Buy Any Of Your Bllsht Hat
by celeFritsch
$11 $19
Description: Race flags are used in auto racing or similar to inform track conditions and give important messages to drivers.
Checked racing car flag (Blue, Red, Light Blue Color) Hat
by Jiooji Project
$11 $19
Not Flat- Don't Worry, We Checked! Space Flat-Earth Tee Hat
by Designed For Flight
$11 $19
