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Fox I Don't Care How Much You Don't Like Me Last I Checked Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Obscura Muse
$28 $35
I Checked My Receipt & I Didn't Buy Your Bullshit Tapestry
by Nathalie Aynié
$23 $30
Description: Make a bold, snappy statement with this hilarious, high-attitude text design! Featuring the sarcastic response: "I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE ME, LAST TIME I CHECKED, THE ROAD TO HEAVEN WASN'T THROUGH YOUR YARD." Perfect for anyone with a sassy personality, a sharp sense of humor, or a no-nonsense attitude. A fantastic gift idea for friends, family, or anyone who stands their ground with a smile!
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE ME LAST TIME I CHECKED, THE ROAD TO HEAVEN WASN'T THROUGH YOUR YARD Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Pink Ocean
$17 $24
Description: A bold faith-inspired design with a sarcastic twist about staying true to yourself. Perfect for those who enjoy humor, confidence, and strong beliefs.
I don't care how much you don't like me Last time I checked, the road to heaven wasn't through your yard Kids Hoodie
by Korama
$26 $36
Description: A sharp and unapologetic design for those who are unbothered by others' opinions. This is the perfect witty comeback for anyone who refuses to let someone else's judgment dictate their path or their peace of mind.
I Don't Care How Much You Don't Like Me Last I Checked The Road To Heaven Wasn't Through Your Yard Mug
by Mysterio Studio
$13 $18
Description: A pixelated, retro-style holiday message for developers. The design features iconic computer elements like a floppy disk, a computer monitor, and a mouse, alongside Christmas symbols such as trees, Santa figures, and candy canes. The text reads "SANTA CHECKED MY CODE AND THE ONLY ERROR HE FOUND WAS A LACK OF COOKIES MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEVS! YOU'RE ON THE "NICE" LIST."
Santa Checked My Code And The Only Error He Found Was A Lack Of Cookies Merry Christmas Devs Socks
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$14 $20
Description: i checked my receipt i didnt buy any of your bullshit shirt, sarcastic attitude shirt, no nonsense shirt, savage comeback shirt, rude humor shirt, funny sarcasm shirt, bold statement tee, dont care shirt, adult humor shirt, petty quote shirt
I Checked My Receipt. I Didn’t Buy Any Of Your Bullshit - Sarcastic Humor (On Back) Hat
by barukancrft
$12 $19
Description: Law shirt Order pride — "The last time I checked Stupid isn't a defense for murder". cult-classic screen-print svu design for Law fans and Order collectors — svu, olivia benson, crime, television, murder, criminal. Perfect Law graphic tee Order gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Order buffs fabric — Law spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1990.
The last time I checked Stupid isn't a defense for murder Svu Since 1990 Bag
by Arsoartsi
$19 $24
Description: A recreation of a patch seen on a team member recovery astronauts from a recent moon mission.
Not Flat We Checked - Astronaut Patch Posters and Art
by Sombrero Craft
$10 $14
Description: Svu inspired distressed graphic — a bold retro design fans instantly recognize. Built for true olivia benson fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of svu, olivia benson, crime, television, tv. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
The Last Time I Checked Stupid Isn't a Defense for Murder Crime Procedural Art Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Artsleep
$17 $24
Description: When you want to wear skulls, roses, and checker print all at once, this design is perfect for you!
Skull and Roses Checkerboard (Pink Version) Kids Hoodie
by Jan Grackle
$26 $36
Description: I Saw I Checked The Tag Funny Thrift Shopping Quote I Came Humor with This I Came I Saw I Checked The Tag Funny Shopping Quote features distressed lettering with eye hanger and tag icons for shopping humor fans. A funny choice for thrifting bargain hunting fashion browsing and retail joke fans who know it's always about checking the tag
I Saw I Checked The Tag Funny Thrift Shopping Quote I Came Humor Hat
by Vauliflower
$12 $19
Relationship Status Checked Dedication Mug
by Nature of Reflections
$13 $18
Description: Add a touch of wit to your daily look with this playful I Checked After Rain design. Combining clever everyday Humor with a clean mystery aesthetic, it is the ideal conversation starter for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic twist.
I Checked After Rain Suspicious Investigation Graphic Pin
by PopArtyParty
$2.75 $3.25
Sarcasm I Checked My Receipt I Didn't Buy Any Of Your Bllsht Socks
by B And W Gallery
$14 $20
Description: A bold science humor artwork featuring a planet-style graphic and the phrase “Still Not Flat, We Checked Again.” Perfect for science lovers, astronomy fans, STEM teachers, skeptics, nerd humor fans, classroom gifts, space jokes, and anyone who enjoys funny fact-based quote designs.
Description: A funny space and science-inspired Earth design featuring a satellite scan, bold retro lettering, and the phrase “Not Flat, We Checked.” Perfect for science fans, astronomy lovers, teachers, students, and anyone who enjoys clever Earth humor.
Not Flat We Checked Earth Science Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Ambiplay
$17 $24
Still Not Flat - We Checked Again Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Bradar
$28 $35
Description: A humorous design featuring the phrase “I Said YES Before I Checked My Schedule” with playful decorative typography, banners, and colorful accents. This artwork is perfect for students who laugh at their impulsive commitments, professionals who joke about overbooking, and moms who enjoy witty humor about busy days. It also makes a fun gift for dads who poke fun at their own scheduling habits, or anyone who finds comedy in saying yes too quickly. Ideal for birthdays or apparel that celebrates humor, personality quirks, and relatable everyday situations.
I Said Yes Before I Checked My Schedule Funny Gift Socks
by Stylish Dzign
$14 $20
Description: Confirmed. Again. The Earth is still round! This NASA-style mission patch design is perfect for science lovers, astronomy fans, and anyone who appreciates facts with a side of humor. Bold space badge graphic with Earth, moon, satellite, and stars.
Still Not Flat We Checked Again Funny Science Space Patch Bag
by TeamLAW
$19 $24
Description: Gamer-themed breast cancer awareness graphic featuring a video game controller with Don't Play With Your Health, Get Checked! A modern, clever reminder for early detection.
Dont Play With Your Health Get Checked Gaming Controller Baseball T-Shirt
by Happy Life Gifts
$19 $26