Contractor Hats
Description: EG and G Special Projects represented a highly confidential sector of the engineering firm EG and G (Edgerton, Germeshausen, and Grier), which was linked to advanced military and governmental research during the Cold War. The division gained prominence for its contributions at isolated test locations such as Area 51 in Nevada, where it offered technical assistance for classified initiatives related to experimental aircraft, weapons testing, and surveillance systems. Engineers and technicians from EG and G were tasked with instrumentation, data gathering, and specialized logistics, frequently operating under extreme secrecy. Their involvement positioned them at the forefront of some of the most enigmatic and innovative projects in U.S. defen
Description: Call out the cheapskates and celebrate quality craftsmanship with this highly relatable Lowest-Bid.jpg graphic. Featuring a striking mix of heavy industrial block lettering and handwritten chalk-style typography, this design breaks down the painful reality of budget-cut projects: "LOWEST-BID MATH CALCULATION: 1 HOUR PLANNING + 1 DAY DOING = 2 YEARS FIXING." Executed in a crisp, high-contrast flat 2D vector style utilizing a stark monochromatic palette with razor-sharp edges and ample negative space, it completely bypasses complex illustrations for a clean, highly visible text-only aesthetic. It is the perfect everyday work shirt, shop staple, or gag gift for veteran contractors, tradesmen, mechanics, and skilled laborers.
Description: Bold white silhouette graphic featuring construction workers raising their tools in triumph, surrounded by the humorous motto 'Work Stress Cry Repeat — Not Today.' This funny tradesman design captures the relatable struggle and resilient spirit of hardworking laborers, mechanics, and blue-collar workers everywhere. Makes a perfect birthday gift or holiday present for any handyman, contractor, or skilled craftsman who keeps pushing through the grind.
Description: This funny plumber graphic features a retro vintage distressed sunset with a hilarious Bigfoot silhouette carrying a large pipe wrench. Perfect for journeyman plumbers, professional pipefitters, and handymen who love sasquatch mythology and blue collar tradesman art. A great pick for trade school graduation, fathers day, or everyday casual wear on the job site.
Description: Show off your practical skills with this funny handyman design. Perfect for tradespeople, contractors, mechanics, or anyone who takes pride in fixing things around the house. Featuring a bold distressed typography style, this design makes an ideal gift for fathers, grandfathers, or professionals who are experts in their trade. Celebrate the hardworking men and women who keep everything running smoothly.
Handyman Professional Quote That's What I Do I Fix Stuff And I Know Things Hat
by Fire at the Furthes
$12 $19
Description: Funny construction worker design featuring a traffic cone and the relatable quote "I Live At Work And I Visit Home Sometimes." Perfect for contractors, road crews, laborers, heavy equipment operators, and hardworking blue-collar professionals who spend long hours on the jobsite.
Description: Humorous social media reviewer design inspired by the realities of online work, digital communication, and content review. Perfect for content reviewers, moderators, community managers, freelancers, remote workers, digital professionals, and internet culture enthusiasts. A fun choice for anyone who spends their day evaluating comments, reviewing content, managing communities, or working behind the scenes on social platforms.
Description: Funny construction worker design featuring a traffic cone and the relatable quote "I Live At Work And I Visit Home Sometimes." Perfect for contractors, road crews, laborers, heavy equipment operators, and hardworking blue-collar professionals who spend long hours on the jobsite.
Description: A sleepy black cat in a yellow hard hat holds up a house blueprint in this minimalist design made for civil engineers, architects, contractors, and construction workers who need a laugh. A perfect gift for site managers, engineering students, or anyone who loves cats and construction humor.
Description: 120 degrees. Fiberglass in places fiberglass was never meant to be. Roof decking six inches from your head. "Attic Survival Squad: 120 Degrees. Pure Fiberglass." is the official unit patch for every HVAC tech, insulation contractor, home inspector, and DIY warrior who has crawled through a summer attic and come out the other side — itchy, sweating, and fully qualified for this badge.
Attic Survival Squad – 120 Degrees Pure Fiberglass Funny HVAC Trades Insulation Contractor Humor Art Hat
by Luminari Creations
$12 $19
Description: Looking for the perfect gift for the exhausted tradesperson in your life? This funny 'No Electrical Work Today' design features a burnout wireman with tools, highlighting the relatable struggle of a long day on the job site. Ideal for electricians, apprentices, and electrical contractors who love a bit of sarcasm. Whether it's for an anniversary, retirement, or a birthday, this retro-inspired graphic is a must-have for anyone in the electrical trade who needs a break.
Description: Perfect for the dad who finds romance in the tool aisle! This vintage-style design reads "I Love Long Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store" with distressed retro typography in navy, red, and tan. Celebrates dads who light up at Home Depot, Lowe's, Ace Hardware, or their local hardware shop. Ideal Father's Day gift, birthday present, or Christmas gift for the handyman, DIY enthusiast, woodworker, contractor, or any dad who spends weekends on home improvement projects. Great for dads who know their way around power tools, lumber yards, and paint departments better than anywhere else. Show dad his true love is the hardware store!
I Love Long Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store - Funny Dad Gift Hat
by Unique t-shirts design
$12 $19
