Etern A Bond Hats
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Description: A rectangular sign with a red border and white background. Bold black text reads "ETERN-A-BOND" at the top. Below, it says "NOW WITH" followed by a skull and crossbones icon and "DEATH GRIP". A red banner contains the word "WARNING" in white. At the bottom, black text states "IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL INGESTION CONSULT A MORTICIAN."
