Fat Bald Hats

Description: Fat Bald Baby Head

Description: Buy "I Came Into This World Fat & Bald And I Intend To Go Out The Same Way" now! Thanks for being here!!! We are glad to serve you. Please contact us 24/7, we are always available! With your purchase, you are helping us!. Click our store "Chuck Carson" for more designs and style options.

Description: A bold, white, minimalist text-based composition on a black background. The text reads "Short &", "Fat &", "Bald &", and "Old.", with each phrase on a separate line. The style is stark and typographical, emphasizing the words themselves.

Description: Celebrate the release of the new Resident Evil film by showing off The Rat Man. Why is he called that? No spoilers here.

Description: Just me and my grizzly Back Shirt

Description: It's not easy being short and fat and bald and old. But, you can come to terms with middle age, and just accept your downward decline, as you stumble aimlessly towards death. Hooray for decrepitude!

Description: Fat Man Plunger

Description: The mustache may winner. He is thrilled!