Flatus Hats

Description: They’re your friends on the inside Commandeering cells to multiply Tachyzoites rioting; I’ll tell you why Say ‘Hello’ to Toxoplasma Gondii Cat got your blood? Oocysts proliferate parasitophorous vacuoles In your brain, eyes, and heart Immune system unplugged You are infected, and that is just the start ... Rupturing host cells burst ... ... As rampant bradyzoites birth ... Pathogenic cysts ripened in excretion Licked from your fingertips With gusto they were eaten Parasites infest your intestinal epithelium Seizing control of the endoplasmic reticulum Widespread histone-lysine acetylation Your cortical astrocytes are rife for incubation Toxoplasma swarms in faecal flotation Your medial amygdala torn by hypomethylation

Description: What is more amazing than Nature's own gas?

Description: If you know someone who always stinks up the room with their flatulence, this design will warn others when they are present.