Gullible Comic Hats
Description: Gerald has discovered the universal truth of beach life: sooner or later, chips become airborne and dignity becomes optional. This design is for anyone who approaches snacks, minor setbacks and questionable decisions with the same magnificent level of commitment. Cool gull fact: gulls are opportunistic feeders and can quickly learn where humans regularly leave or drop food, which is one reason they become such enthusiastic experts around beaches, parks and takeaway shops.
Description: There comes a point in every decision-making process where you can either gather more information or simply become extremely confident. Gerald chose the second option. “I’M WORKING WITH LIMITED INFORMATION AND UNLIMITED CONFIDENCE.” Possibly the most Gerald sentence Gerald has ever Ger-alded.
Description: Public safety announcement: if you’re eating chips near the coast and suddenly feel like you’re being watched, trust that instinct. Steven is maintaining a professional distance. Gerald has absolutely no intention of maintaining a professional distance. YOU HAVE ENTERED A HIGH-RISK SNACK AREA.
