Hazardous Hats
Description: A monochromatic depiction of a tall sailing ship with multiple sails billowing, navigating choppy waters. Above the ship, bold capital letters read "MEN WANTED", followed by a smaller, italicized phrase "For Hazardous Journey". Below the ship, a quote from "ERINEST SHACKLETON" is presented in all capital letters.
Description: A vintage-style recruitment poster featuring a detailed sailing ship with multiple masts and sails. The text at the top reads "MEN WANTED For Hazardous Journey". Below the ship, text outlines the conditions: "SMALL WAGES, BITTER COLD, LONG MONTHS COMPLETE DARKNESS CONSTANT DANGERSAFE RETURN DOUBTFUL, HONOR AND RECOGNITION IN CASE OF SUCCEDO – ERNEST SHACKLETON". The background is black.
Description: This design features the important safety warning Caution Flammable Materials Keep Flame Away. Ideal for safety professionals, industrial workers, or anyone who appreciates workplace safety signs and hazard awareness.
Caution Flammable Materials Keep Flame Away Safety Warning Hazardous Workplace Hat
by Funny Animal Kings
$19
Description: A historical-style recruitment poster featuring a large sailing ship with full sails against a black background. Bold text at the top reads "MEN WANTED For Hazardous Journey". Below the ship, smaller text lists "SMALL WAGES, BITTER COLD, COMPLETE DARKNESS CONSTANT DANGER, SAFE RETURN DOUBBFUL, HONOR AND RECOGNITION IN CASE OF SUCCEDN - ERNEST SHACKLETON". The style is monochromatic with warm off-white lettering and sepia tones for the ship.
Description: A cartoonish depiction of a soldier in a full hazardous materials suit, including a gas mask with green lenses and a large backpack. The soldier is holding a weapon that emits green smoke and contains green liquid in a canister. The overall color scheme is vibrant green and black.
Description: A rectangular sign with a black border and white background. The top section reads "NO SWIMMING" in large black capital letters. Below that, "HAZARDOUS AREA" is in smaller black capital letters. A black line separates this from the bottom section, which boldly states "BEACH CLOSED" in red capital letters. At the very bottom, "By Order Amity P.D." is written in black capital letters.
Description: Trioxin is a gas/liquid that can reanimate inactive organic matter and convert living flesh into reanimated dead tissue, in other words a zombie. It was devloped by the Darrow Chemical Company for use by the Army. There are more than one kind of Trioxin resulting in different types of zombies.
Description: Has a giant prehistoric kaiju devastated your city leaving behind a trail of bio-hazardous material? Not sure how to move on with what's left of your life? Just call Toyko Hazardous Waste Removal Services and you'll be good as new. THWRS specializes in hazardous waste disposal and can minimize your long-term genetic mutations. We’re here to protect you, your city, and your budget with waste solutions for: • Prehistoric Kaiju Attacks • Nuclear Power Plant Explosions & Fallout • Intergalactic Fallout & Debris • Giant Space Robot Debris • Decaying Kaiju Carcass(es) • Nest & Hive Removal • and more! © Monarch Enterprises 1954
Description: A stark red gas mask looms above the phrase “Love Is in the Air,” turning a romantic saying into dark dystopian humor. The limited red-and-black palette, bold block lettering, and distressed texture create a gritty post-apocalyptic aesthetic. Blending toxic romance, relationship satire, hazardous symbolism, and minimalist graphic style, the artwork delivers a sharp sarcastic message about love, danger, and emotional fallout.
Description: Trioxin is a gas/liquid that can reanimate inactive organic matter and convert living flesh into reanimated dead tissue, in other words a zombie. It was devloped by the Darrow Chemical Company for use by the Army. There are more than one kind of Trioxin resulting in different types of zombies.
Description: This graphic illustration shows an ancient Greek galley under attack by a massive sea serpent. A funny GPS recalculating warning sign frames the dramatic mythological scene of the ocean monster and ship. This is for anyone who loves epic fantasy and humorous navigation mishaps.
