Hell Hats
Description: Dave Sim's Cerebus the Aardvark in a parody of the movie poster for that famous sword & sorcery film from the early 1980s that starred the eventual governor of California, that we can't name or else we might get a "cease and desist" notice, and they'll take this down. Which is weird, because this was first published in 1982. So like, they don't have a leg to stand on (but they got a buttload of lawyers, and I'm not dealing with that crap again...) 100% of the profits goes to Dave Sim, who PROMISES he's not running for governor of California. Also, that it's "not a tumor".
Description: "Liftoach" is Hebrew for "open"; "pandemonium" could be understood as its common definition ("chaos") or as the capital of Hell in Paradise Lost. These words may be invoked in the raising of a demon, King Paimon in particular. King Piamon is one of the eight kings of Hell. He is depicted as a man with a womanly face and crown. He rides a camel and is known as the King of the West. He is a teacher of science and arts and knows all secret things. Apparently to summon him lots of living things need to lose their heads. Hail Paimon!
Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven Hat
by RedYolk
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Hell Yeah I Suck Toes - Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor Hat
by Hanslordsen Photograph
$12 $19
Description: Television is an American rock band from New York City, most notably active in the 1970s. The group was founded by Tom Verlaine, Richard Lloyd, Billy Ficca, and Richard Hell. An early fixture of CBGB and the 1970s New York rock scene, the band is considered influential in the development of punk and alternative music.
