Hell Hats
Description: Gustave Doré illustration for La Grande Bible de Tours (1866) showing the temptation of Jesus Christ by Satan (Lucifer) on the Mountain Top: "And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord your God, and you shall serve Him only."
Description: "I Have No Idea What the Hell": The title says it all. I don't think there are very many people who DO know what the hell on a good day, but when they see this design, no one will know WHAT THE HELL for quite some time. You may be responsible for a whole lot of hell-not-knowing when you bust this bad boy either out on the fashion runway or the break room at your dead-end corporate job. What's going on? It seems a bit like Speed Racer, but it's kind of not, unless there was an episode in which Speed's head grew really large and resembled a cat's head. In which case not only would I like to see that episode, but I'd know for certain that the people who made it really wanted to show the world that even THEY did not know WHAT THE HELL.