High Functioning Hats
I'm not a Psychopath I'm a High Functioning Sociopath Hat
by WellspringXflow
$12 $19
Description: HIGH-FUNCTIONING TRAINWRECK. Somehow holding it together while everything is quietly falling apart. A sarcastic, self-deprecating design for people who look functional from a distance.
High-Functioning Trainwreck — Funny Sarcastic Self Deprecating Quote Hat
by cranky store
$12 $19
Description: "High functioning is used to deny support. Low functioning is used to deny agency." Support autistics and educate others. Neurodivergence is not a choice, being ignorant is.
High Functioning Is Used to Deny Support Autism Support Autistics Hat
by Nathalie Aynié
$12 $19
Description: "The Accountant" is an action thriller starring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff, a brilliant accountant with high-functioning autism who moonlights as a deadly assassin. The film follows Wolff as he takes on a legitimate client while also working for criminal organizations, leading to a dangerous situation when he gets too close to a large financial discrepancy.
Description: "High Functioning Overthinker" is a relatable and witty shirt for anyone whose mind is always running at full speed. Designed with a clean text-only style, it’s perfect for overthinkers, anxious achievers, and multitaskers who look calm on the outside but are processing a million thoughts on the inside. Ideal for introverts, perfectionists, and witty personalities, this design makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, or family who excel at everything—except turning off their brain. Wear it to work, school, or casual hangouts for a subtle dose of humor and self-awareness.
High Functioning Overthinker | Funny Introvert Socially Awkward Humor Hat
by LionKingShirts
$12 $19