Human Ingredients Hats
Description: If you're from Mars, you know that humans are delicious, but are you getting too many calories? What are the health benefits of snacking on Earthlings? With this handy wrapper, you'll know exactly what you're eating and how it's good for you! Enjoy responsibly, terrify before eating for best flavor
Description: Pure Human. No Artificial Ingredients. This sarcastic, vintage-inspired design celebrates human authenticity in an increasingly artificial world. Featuring bold distressed lettering and a retro label style, it's perfect for fans of anti-AI humor, human creativity, originality, and witty statement apparel. A fun conversation starter for anyone who believes there's still something special about being human. Original artwork by TeesForThee. Please be aware of unauthorized copies and fraudulent listings.
Description: A black background with white text. At the top, 'UNDER GROUND MINER' is displayed in large, bold, capitalized letters. Below this, a horizontal line separates the title from a list of attributes with associated percentages: 'HARD WORKING 100%', 'CRITICAL THINKING 95%', 'PROBLEM SOLVING 95%', and 'RESILIENCE 90%'. Further down, it states 'DAILY VALUE NOT ESTABLISHED' and 'INGREDIENTS: HUMAN, GRIT, DETERMINATION'.
