I Could Eat Hats
Description: Layaway Dreams & Clearance Rack Reality: Bold Distressed Script Loud, inky and a little bit desperate. This heavy brush script with speckled, worn-in texture and a long swash underline looks like a hand-painted shop sign for a store you can only afford to look at. Made for the layaway generation: tariffs, taxes, war headlines, food bills and every price tag that moved while the paycheck stood still. Part clearance rack, part payment plan, all attitude. Bold black lettering with retro sign-painter swagger, a great gift for the thrifty, the overdrawn, the coupon clippers and anyone with a wish list longer than their balance. Dark humor, hard times, good penmanship. By Puff Sumo.
Layaway Dreams & Clearance Rack Reality: Bold Distressed Script Hat
by Puff Sumo
$12 $19
Description: Layaway Dreams & Clearance Rack Reality: Bold Distressed Script (Dark Version) Loud, inky and a little bit desperate. This heavy brush script with speckled, worn-in texture and a long swash underline looks like a hand-painted shop sign for a store you can only afford to look at. Made for the layaway generation: tariffs, taxes, war headlines, food bills and every price tag that moved while the paycheck stood still. Part clearance rack, part payment plan, all attitude. Bold black lettering with retro sign-painter swagger, a great gift for the thrifty, the overdrawn, the coupon clippers and anyone with a wish list longer than their balance. Dark humor, hard times, good penmanship. By Puff Sumo.
Layaway Dreams & Clearance Rack Reality: Bold Distressed Script (Dark Version) Hat
by Puff Sumo
$12 $19
Description: Champagne Taste, Shrinkflation Budget: Flowing Brush Calligraphy (Dark Version) Flowing as a wedding invitation, painful as a receipt. This brush-pen calligraphy lettering gives the priced-out feeling the elegant treatment it deserves, with hairline swashes, dramatic loops and a flourish that trails off like a price that keeps climbing. Made for anyone watching import duties, fuel costs, tax bills and shrinkflation turn a simple shopping trip into a window-display fantasy. Champagne taste, tight budget, zero regrets. A dry, dressed-up gift for the friend who adds everything to the cart and closes the tab. Black ink that reads sophisticated even when the bank balance doesn't. By Puff Sumo, satire in fine handwriting.
Champagne Taste, Shrinkflation Budget: Flowing Brush Calligraphy (Dark Version) Hat
by Puff Sumo
$12 $19
Description: Champagne Taste, Shrinkflation Budget: Flowing Brush Calligraphy Flowing as a wedding invitation, painful as a receipt. This brush-pen calligraphy lettering gives the priced-out feeling the elegant treatment it deserves, with hairline swashes, dramatic loops and a flourish that trails off like a price that keeps climbing. Made for anyone watching import duties, fuel costs, tax bills and shrinkflation turn a simple shopping trip into a window-display fantasy. Champagne taste, tight budget, zero regrets. A dry, dressed-up gift for the friend who adds everything to the cart and closes the tab. Black ink that reads sophisticated even when the bank balance doesn't. By Puff Sumo, satire in fine handwriting.
Champagne Taste, Shrinkflation Budget: Flowing Brush Calligraphy Hat
by Puff Sumo
$12 $19
Description: Nirvana distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Nirvana fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of nirvana, nevermind, grunge, rock, band. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: This bold funny picky eater shirt says exactly what every selective eater is thinking — \"If I Could Eat More Than 15 Foods Don't You Think I Would Have By Now?\" Perfect for adults with selective eating habits who are tired of explaining themselves at every meal. Makes a hilarious gift for any fussy eater, food-anxious friend, or anyone who proudly sticks to their safe foods list.