In May Hats
Description: A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum. A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain. Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world! It's just a spring clean for the May Queen. Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.
Description: Here be the original, copied many times but never bettered! A perfect funny witty music graphic for all lovers of popular songs and song lyrics from the 1980s that only come along once in a lifetime for all those without a fear of music. An awesome humorous satirical design of classic timeless earworm lyrics from the 1980s to show your love of yesteryear. Retro is more popular now than ever before and only those in the know will understand!
Description: Isaac Newton quote: “I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”
Description: Thomas Paine quote: A man who is so exceedingly civil that for the sake of quietude and a peaceable name will silently see the community imposed upon, or their rights invaded, may, in his principles, be a good man, but cannot be stiled a useful one, neither does he come up to the full mark of his duty; for silence becomes a kind of crime when it operates as a cover or an encouragement to the guilty.
Description: A retro-style graphic depicts a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a purple top. Two brooms are crossed in front of white steps, with green bushes and colorful flowers on either side. Curved text at the top reads 'IF THERE'S A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW' in red, and at the bottom 'It's just a spring clean for the MAY QUEEN' in green.
Description: Denis Diderot: As for our celebrated lawgivers, who have cast us in our present awkward mold, you may be sure that they have acted to serve their interests and not ours. Witness all our political, civil, and religious institutions — examine them thoroughly: unless I am very much mistaken, you will see how, through the ages, the human race has been broken to the halter that a handful of rascals were itching to impose. Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
Description: Joseph Conrad quote: Efficiency of a practically flawless kind may be reached naturally in the struggle for bread. But there is something beyond—a higher point, a subtle and unmistakable touch of love and pride beyond mere skill; almost an inspiration which gives to all work that finish which is almost art—which is art.
Description: I Loved You by Alexander Pushkin: I loved you: and, it may be, from my soul The former love has never gone away, But let it not recall to you my dole; I wish not sadden you in any way. I loved you silently, without hope, fully, In diffidence, in jealousy, in pain; I loved you so tenderly and truly, As let you else be loved by any man.
Description: Calm on the outside. Absolutely unhinged on the inside. This vintage bandana chicken has been keeping score and the number is already at three. Bold retro sunset stripes frame the most passive aggressive bird you've ever had the nerve to look at. She's fine. Everything is fine. Perfect for chicken lovers, farm girls, passive aggressive queens, or anyone who smiles politely while mentally losing it. A hilarious gift for the calmest-looking most chaotic person you know.
Description: Looks can be deceiving when you're dealing with a sassy hen! This vibrant country-western style graphic features a stylish chicken wearing pink glasses and sunflowers, alongside patterned lettering in leopard print, turquoise, and cow print. Framed by the funny phrase "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times...", it’s the perfect design for chicken moms, farm girls, backyard poultry keepers, and anyone who appreciates a bit of sassy country humor.
