Manmade Horrors Hats

Description: Manmade horrors beyond comprehension. Surely that phrase describes this unholy creation. You know what it is. The horrible swamp ogre. The incredibly unpopular alien from the stars. Mashed up into one unforgivable abomination. I hate it. Everyone you know will too. Be brave. This is a parody for legal purposes btw.

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Description: a suitably ominous message from mr tesla himself. in comic sans for the aesthetic and bc i think i'm funnier than i am